 This Week in Bullshit, Dec 1st, 2017A curated list of fresh bullshit from bullshitIST Famous Authors Script Bob Mueller's Indictments
Jane Austen, Lies and Pre-Judicious It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a scheming man in possession of a great fortune acquired by odious means, must be in want of a subpoena. And so it was on that fateful afternoon, that the gentle born but staunch and stalwart of heart, that majestic Mister Mueller, did arrive upon the doorstep bearing with him an officious and detailed indictment. An Ode to Men Who Refuse to Hold Onto the Subway Poleby Marge
Be still my heart! Unrequited Silenceby Fierce Force
Embracing my voice I speak my fierce truth Trusting my throat chakra to be open Eden Narrative Shaken by Eve's Claims of Adam's Garden Misconductby Samuel Leal
Sinful birthers of civilization Adam and Eve, long since believed to have been the cradle from which the human species sprouted into unfortunate existence, are the latest focus within the litany of sexual misconduct allegations that have been brought forth in the wake of what many leading social scientists have now begun referring to as "a TMZ goldmine." |
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Friday, 1 December 2017
This Week in Bullshit, Dec 1st, 2017
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