 This Week in Bullshit, Jan 12th, 2018A curated list of fresh bullshit from bullshitIST Trump sings "The Star Bangled Banner"
Inspired by Francis Scott Key's Star Spangled Banner and another attempt by POTUS to coherently speak (sing) with no teleprompter Frosted Tip Spike to Be Dropped From Universal Douchebag Identifiersby Samuel Leal
Wearers of Ed Hardy shirts and collar-popped V-bros across the globe today announced their intent to drop long-time staple and Backstreet Boy favorite "Frosted Tip Spike" from their list of internationally recognized douche-culture identifiers. The decision is the latest development in the coalition's on-going attempts to revitalize the Cult of Prick during a time that has seen pasty-looking dungeon dwellers rise to the top of the socio-economic heap, leaving Asshole populations dwindling worldwide. My Comma Got Rejected from Oxford
My comma has spent its time traveling in good company. It's not a time traveler, that is, but sometimes those things aren't clear without the punctuation of proper higher education. Other Questions Sent To The Etiquette Authorities at the Neo-Nazi News Site
"A restaurant by my house has an all-you-can-eat fajitas special every Wednesday night. The fajitas are flavor-packed and made with an authentic guajillo adobe rub. They are so good that I frequently forego lunch on Wednesdays just so I can eat more fajitas! Can I still be a white nationalist if I partake in this all-you-can-eat fajitas special now and then? Thanks!" — Flummoxed by Fajitas, Somerville, MA |
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Friday, 12 January 2018
This Week in Bullshit, Jan 12th, 2018
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